Magic Vagina Theory

A theory which posits that once a baby passes through a vagina (or leaves its mothers body) only then magically becomes human. Similar to magic dirty theory where a person emigrating from one region of the planet magically becomes the same as the inhabitants of wherever they have travelled to.

Shaqueesha: "IT'S A FEEEETUSSSS KARL NOT A HUMAN I'TS NOT ALIVE IT DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS AHHHHHHH"
Karl: "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."

by Gunguy July 21, 2022

an arm, a leg and a vagina

It's very expensive!

a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!

b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !

by Cont78 December 19, 2010

vagina sting

1: When a woman is walking around naked and gets stung by a bee on a vag lip. It causes great swelling and orgasmic satisfaction.

The crazy nudist ho got a vagina sting and fell into an orgasmic rage.

by Roy Sanchez July 27, 2006

the vagina game

A game were the players insert the word vagina into movie titles, whick ever player come up with the most creative and funny wins

'A vagina too far' -A bridge too far
'The Vagina mile' -The green mile
'VaginaFace' -Scarface

by Sedated Prodigy May 13, 2005

vaginal orifice

Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.

I want to have sex in your vaginal orifice, babe. What can I say?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

fortified vagina

a vagina which is extremely difficult to gain acess too

"are you gunna try her"
"nah, she's got a fortified vagina"

by garbage day!!!! August 27, 2006

Vagina Monster

A creature that has a voice like Samuel Jackson (mutha fucka), a bald head, a mustache, and a trident. He has lots of fangs, a beer belly, and a A-shirt with both kinds of "gravy stains." He has a chode, (definition here meaning wider than long so that it looks like some type of deformed ham) and has the asshole of a 7 year old. He has a magina on his lower belly that hangs like sleeve of wizard. He is also a lousy retard. It is unclear if this means he is bad at being retarded or just retarded to the point of inactivity.

"Dude, I think that chick gave me crabs last night!" "No, man, I think her vagina monster did one hell of a number on you!"

by Joey the fish July 7, 2008