by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025
Get the The twittermug. People who use Twitter and likes cancelling someone for a stupid reason are little 2 braincelled Goblin eared Fish smelled Pizza brained Sewered pit Underarm smelled Mouth puddled rotten cabbaged, And sensitive little troglodytes.
Pov: You are A
A: Olive oil is White people oil.
B (Sensitive Twitter Troglodyte): HEY YOUR RACIST!! GET CANCELED
A: Calm down its a joke you sensitive troglodytes.
A: Olive oil is White people oil.
B (Sensitive Twitter Troglodyte): HEY YOUR RACIST!! GET CANCELED
A: Calm down its a joke you sensitive troglodytes.
by SREV March 31, 2021
Get the Twittermug. A platform used by unvaccinated jobless morons whose motto of life is to get offended by something and then use up that offended energy onto a worthless attempt to boycott a company and cancel a person.
by SoggyFlake December 2, 2020
Get the Twittermug. The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.
There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
by Prof. Wilhemina F. Whopington June 12, 2020
Get the twitter shaggermug. 
greetings everyone, i am CyberNuts, ex-Twitter user. twitter is apsoloute f*cking pain. dont sign up unless you like your life ahead of you being taken away
use reddit instead
use reddit instead
by CyberNutz December 10, 2021
Get the Twittermug. A: “Hahahaha I saw this funny meme on Twitter the other day, look!”
B: “Omg congrats on coming out!!”
B: “Omg congrats on coming out!!”
by Modern Jesus February 25, 2021
Get the Twittermug.