An extremely random, extremely awkward, instant messenger conversation piece, most often used to freak out the receiver.
by Carlito the Drug Lord December 18, 2006
Get the Turtle Condomsmug. When a guy wears pants that are too tight for him and his pee-pee makes an outline in his pants giving the illusion of a turtle popping out of his shell
by The Big Topper June 14, 2010
Get the Turtle Headmug. 1. Someone who is says something in a conversation and there is nothing to be said back to. Usually a third person.
2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.
2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.
by Speechless_13 October 8, 2009
Get the Awkward Turtlemug. When you smash a turd(green in color) with the bottom of your shoe creating a stamped out green turtle made out of crap.
by stacksandsnacks February 20, 2015
Get the green turtlemug. When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.
by Tail Razor August 21, 2017
Get the softshell turtlemug. The animal mascot of the awkward moment.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature known as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
by Ursula mit dem kalten Loch April 11, 2015
Get the awkward turtlemug. by wildslutangel May 16, 2011
Get the Turtle Sweatermug.