turd hog 

one who puts their head into the toilet after filling it up

Did you see Roger turd hog after slamming the commode?

turd hog by turtletoe July 30, 2009

Turd Bullet 

A fast bowel movement. Typically used as an insult in place of asshole or jerk.

I can't stand my new neighbor, he's such a turd bullet.

Turd Bullet by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

Turd Welding 

When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!

See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.

Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!

Turd Welding by Death Dragon February 18, 2011

Turd Herd 

a group of people dressed like turd

"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"

Turd Herd by soapsolo11103 February 5, 2013

turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine

Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.

turd machine by large anal beads November 10, 2013

Turd-chin 

Double chin, having two chins that resemble a turd.

“Wow, I never realized that Sam could be such a nasty turd-chin.”

“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”

Turd-chin by LoveThatPseudonym March 6, 2019

Turd Squared

When someone has a foursomein a portaloo box

Jodie: “Ay mate how was ye turd squared at limf”
James: “it was a fucking belter”

Turd Squared by Telephone box ;) March 14, 2019