A synonym for the word prison. Strangers called teachers give random children work to do at home. The kids have to take the worlds dumbest tests to check progress. Imagine having to spend 18 years of you life at this nightmare. After the Sex Ed class, some kids have sex in the restrooms
by Cintrak48 February 23, 2016
The shitty hellhole that is “education”. You wake up at around 7 to get to school by 8, get dressed, eat breakfast (or not) then go to school. First period is engineering because you were really “smart” and got into an ap class, then you get a homework assignment that, after learning how to sketch 3 months before, has 48 isometric sketches for us to make orthometric sketched of. IN ONE NIGHT. then you go to math, Hey kid do this assignment and then do twenty long division problems.
“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.
“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.
“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
“But i have a calculator on my phone,” he says.
“Well you need to learn to do it without cheating” she replied.
“ I know how to do it i just don’t think writing numbers is a good way to spend my childhood, i would much rather plan my future or you know, GET A JOB or i don’t know maybe do SOMETHING GOOD WITH MY LIFE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WENT TO SCHOOL
School is the best way to waste 14 years of your life on homework and things that don’t matter unless you are becoming a world renounced mathematician
by adcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzxd October 05, 2020
Ava: Omg just speak like a normal human you lil rat
aRandomNoob: Okay lemme just stop having a speech disorder because that's totally how it works
That's what happens at School
aRandomNoob: Okay lemme just stop having a speech disorder because that's totally how it works
That's what happens at School
by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020
Hell.Literally.That's it.Everyone hates it,people get bullied,you fail classes,get anxiety and depression,just to not use ANYTHING that you learned at school in real life.The system should change.
Elle:Could we hang out today?I feel miserable,I have anxiety and am extremely lonely.
Parker:Sorry,we can't,we have school and we'll get detention if we don't go.
Parker:Sorry,we can't,we have school and we'll get detention if we don't go.
by bellamyblakecouldstomponme November 19, 2020
School is easy. It's like riding a bike. Except the bike is on fire, the road is on fire, and everything around you is on fire because it's HELL!!!!
School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.
You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
School is a government experiment, in which innocent children 3-18 years old are locked in a building. As soon as they are forced inside of it, they are required to leave their human rights outside the door. They cannot eat, drink, use electronics, sleep, laugh, or talk unless instructed to by a teacher. They are sentenced to 6 hours of hard labor and then assigned 2 hours of homework, 5 days a week. Any break between classes usually results in a student being bullied or facing peer pressure from the "popular" kids, which is a result of having all those kids locked in the same hellhole together.
You are judged as a person by your ability to regurgitate any information the authorities demand you to regurgitate. This ability is measured in "Grades". If you get bad grades throughout school, they will tell you that you will never succeed in life. This grade from a teacher has the power to remove you from sports and clubs, and may get you grounded by your parents, no matter how useless the information was. If you ever speak up about any of this in school, you will be locked up in a small room or hallway for several hours in detention after school.
Me (talking to my friend): "I hate school. This school sucks. My teachers suck."
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
Teacher (overhears the conversation): "How dare you insult your authorities? Three hour detention for you after school!"
by allthe420 February 07, 2018