A dusty ginger who cant get an offer from loughborough uni, this is due to the fact that his brain is smoother than a formula 1 car's tyres. He has the deadest mullet to exist and it looks like he paid the barber in shillings. Looks like a candle stick who could easily be blown out by the weakest gust of air, which could come from him as his smoker's lungs are weaker than his car's engine.
by lukeC123456 February 7, 2022
Get the Matt Goodmanmug. the hottest couple fucking ever. if u see a matt and claire u know they have the best relationship ever and should b jealous. they are the hottest most beautiful and smart people ever and u should b scared. matt will always protect and care for his claire so dont even try to speak to her.
Jessica: Oh my god! Is that Matt and Claire there???
Markus: Oh fuck it is them. They look so hot i wish i had what they have.
Lucas: Look theyre making out again! Theyre so obsessed with eachother its amazing!
Markus: Oh fuck it is them. They look so hot i wish i had what they have.
Lucas: Look theyre making out again! Theyre so obsessed with eachother its amazing!
by claireismine! February 19, 2022
Get the Matt and clairemug. so swag, he’s really hot, his name is matt hitt also known as nico’s bf, if you ever meet matt hitt tell him nico said hi.
by remuslupinslover July 6, 2021
Get the matt hittmug. Matt Elliott will be a person you can tell anything to, no matter what they won’t judge you. They will make you feel happy and your days will be filled with happiness as long as you’re around them. Matt Elliott is the best person ever even if he’s your internet best friend and you can only see him on FaceTime
by Rossthepalaeontologist May 15, 2018
Get the Matt Elliottmug. A political Bro who tries to milk the woke voters by taking and posting selfies of himself all the time. A total selfie, self promoting hoe
You see that politician pull a Matt Haney by showing up to the BLM rally and take/post 10 selfies of himself and leave after 5 minutes so he could go chug IPA’s with his bros while watching a golf tournament.
by TotalRecallSF November 26, 2021
Get the matt haneymug. (Known as The Hardys, Hardy Boyz, or Team Xtreme) are a professional wrestling tag team, consisting of real-life brothers Matt and Jeff Hardy. They are both currently signed to Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA), and are part of the Immortal stable. They are best known for their time in the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), later renamed World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE). In 2000, they were involved in feuds with Edge and Christian and the Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von) in many ladder matches and TLC matches.
Twist of Fate / Twist of Hate (TNA) by Matt followed by a Swanton Bomb by Jeff
Twist of Fate / Twist of Hate (TNA) by Matt followed by a Swanton Bomb by Jeff
by matt and jeff hardy November 13, 2011
Get the Matt and Jeff Hardymug. probably the gayest cunt in the world. He has zero friends, and believes he's good at volleyball, even though we all know he's fucking retarded. Unaturally small penis and he enjoys pleasing old men by sucking their dicks. Matt is a professional at the california steam train and enjoys the occasional spastic eagle. Overall probably the biggest faggot in the world and has probably the same amount of skill at volleyball as tore bempasciuto( also a gay cunt )
1. ''Hey matt galati sardo, is that old man cum on your face?''
2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks
3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''
2. Matt enjoys old mens dicks
3. ''It's Matt's turn to serve in volleyball'' ''Oh fucking hell, lucky were up by twenty points''
by alex griffin is a sick cunt November 15, 2010
Get the matt galati sardomug.