by JPetto19 December 12, 2023
Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.
Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.
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Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .
Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!
Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!
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