A Thot Jesus is person that claims to have a magical dick game and tends to heal thot behavior among women; leaving them to have sex only with Thot Jesus and nobody else.
Guy 1: Hey bro you heard that Macey, the class thot, aint fuckin no nigga but only Jaime now.
Guy 2: Yeah fr, all these thots claiming he got a magical dick or sumn. all these bitches flocking like he Jesus.
Guy 1: Jaime a Thot Jesus.
Guy 2: damn my girl Snapchat story she with Thot Jesus. My life is over.
Guy 2: Yeah fr, all these thots claiming he got a magical dick or sumn. all these bitches flocking like he Jesus.
Guy 1: Jaime a Thot Jesus.
Guy 2: damn my girl Snapchat story she with Thot Jesus. My life is over.
by Atbatb September 24, 2019
Get the Thot Jesusmug. A women that knows every guy at the takeover and be there every weekend and claim nobody every had sex with them just as a cover up
by Flightclub September 4, 2016
Get the Takeover thotmug. The most thottish thot of all time. The ruler of the Seven Thots of Thebes. The epitome of everything thots stand for. Immune to the "Begone Thot" incantation. The Supreme Thot will ruin your day and your life, and smile about it.
Oh shit, it's Kayaks, the Supreme Thot!
I thought sTiMa was the Supreme Thot?
No, she spent all of the Coven funds and got demoted.
I thought sTiMa was the Supreme Thot?
No, she spent all of the Coven funds and got demoted.
by RandomNws May 3, 2018
Get the Supreme Thotmug. A Patrol that is specified on hunting, they so called "Thots". "Thots" have the ability to hide their mean activities behind their thicc body, thus tricking virgins into a trap!
by Glorious Potato October 20, 2020
Get the Thot Patrolmug. by Evy89 June 22, 2019
Get the Thot Squatmug. by S.T.U.P.I.D (Me) July 16, 2018
Get the thot-punchermug. by MickOutlaw September 29, 2017
Get the rocket thotmug.