ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

making a can of tuna

Lesbians scissoring — packaging their fish together.

Just saw a video of these two girls making a can of tuna

by Busymcnugget June 3, 2022

coke-can crap

The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.

Bro I can't use that toilet, there's a coke-can crap in there

by TherapeuticToxicity September 2, 2022

can being a whore

When can gets left on seen he removes all his messages so someone else gets left on seen

Person1: Damn can being a whore rn

Person2: fr bro removed all messages
Can: I'm being a whore rn

by Swagger Anthony April 9, 2022

Soup Can Pyro

A version of the Pyro from tf2 (aka team fortress 2

I hunted a Soup Can Pyro then ate it, and it was delicious

by Oberober99 May 14, 2021

tin can stan

Tin can Stan is a steam username for the coolest noscoop champion

Its yo boi tin can stan

by Tin can Stan May 6, 2018

WE CAN BREATHE

The collective exhalation of relief following the guilty verdicts in the trial of Derek Chauvin for the murder of George Floyd. Floyd's last words, I can't breathe, had become the mantra of injustice in a country where police killings of unarmed Black men are routine and have gone largely unpunished.

As the three verdicts were read - guilty - guilty - guilty - millions of Americans, across the spectrum of race, ethnicity and economic status, suddenly felt WE CAN BREATHE.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2021