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Monkey Brain

When someone does something so stupid you're immediate thought is "monkey brain"
by ImperfectTaborsk March 8, 2021
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brain invasion

When you hold someone down, cover their mouth, and blow air into their nose so that it feels as if their brain is being "invaded". Fun way people annoy their younger siblings, along the lines of the wedgie or the wet willie.
When she held me down and gave me a brain invasion my head felt like it was going to explode.
by BabyAly1 September 17, 2006
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Brain Cafe

A nice little cafe where you go to get BRAIN or HEAD or blow jays. You can find Laura there with her little mouth and her beautiful kitchen. Watch out though, its nappy. She gives dome for half the price. Maybe get a coffee while your there? Why not a doughnut.. maybe two if your fat. Sit by the fire, give head!!! YAY :)
" Yo man, i'm goin to the Brain Cafe, they got dome fo free.. and i really want to see lauras kitchen .. that shit is out of CONTROL!!"
by Ray RAY! April 11, 2008
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banana brained

Original:
"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)
Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)
Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.

New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.

Originated from a very dark humor joke:
Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"
Recipient - "I don't know, what?"
Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"
Original:

Adjective refering to a person -
After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"

Adjectiver refering to an idea-
"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."

New:

Verb -
"Damn, Johnson's hit!"
"He gonna make it?"
"No, banana brained."

Adjective -
"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."

Statement -
"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."
by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007
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Brain Glue

when your brain crawls out of your head then this helps keep it inside your brain-case. but it must be left to dry for at least 4 hours or it will just escape again.
damn im all out of brain glue. if i dont get some soon then he'll run away again.
by toaster zombie January 20, 2009
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blonde brain

F**king retarded, or not knowing something simple.
Guy 1: (whispering) Psst.. Hey man, whats' 6 plus 1?
Guy 2: (also whispering) It's seven, you blonde brain....
Guy 1: Bitch please.
by GrapeRape69 May 29, 2014
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Brain Fart

When your in mid-conversation and... Damn!! I forget what I was gonna say!
I can't give one because I forget what I was talking about... Duh!! Sorry everyone!

BRAIN FART!!
by scrale May 2, 2014
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