Blast Processing

Something that takes too long for its difficulty

Office worker 1: Yo, did you just remember that conference we had? It lasted 8 hours!

Office worker 2: Yeah, that was sooo Blast Processing

by cursed_boi_200iq November 13, 2020

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

sangria blast

The act of pouring sangria in a females anus, and then having her fart it out, all over ones face.

Tammy gave Rico a sangria blast.

by John Sumac January 6, 2017

Barbecue Blast

to fuck someone from the back and pull out a bottle of barbecue sauce particularly sweet baby rays and pour it out on their body.

yo dude i hit a sweet barbecue blast on veronica last night dude.

by joshballs3 April 23, 2023

Hersey Blast

When a female shits in the males mouth. The male then puts the poop back in the girls anus

I got pink eye from that hersey blast last night

by Hersey blast April 19, 2017

Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.

Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.

by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019

pecker blast

When your girl blows into your penis and you expel the air in a male queef like fashion.

She coughed while giving me head and I pecker blasted her.

by Big Dick Chef April 13, 2021