Duck Females

Duck Females: meaning super ugly nasty stank coochie females with a dirty pimple face.

Guy 1: "Ughh! Bitch you ugly."

Ugly Bitch: "Motherfucker I ain't ugly"

Guy 1: "You right, you not ugly" (And walk away and yells) "Damn, I can't stand these Duck Females!"

by TizzyieDOPE October 23, 2010

duck race

a duck race is the practice of nailing a really fat chick from behind, but as a sport, placing a rubber duck on the crest of the ass fat, and with vigorous pounding, manuvering the rubber duck up the backfat on the sezmic waves produced by said vigorous pounding. the participant wins when the duck reaches the base of the neckfat. the girl never wins. shes a great big fatty fat fat.

i asked her up for a dozen donuts and a duck race. she ate the donuts, lost the duck race and told me i was a shallow, hateful bastard. i laughed.

by dj espu November 14, 2007

duck butter

Vagina slime.

I stole a pair of her panties and they were full of duck butter.

by nine February 18, 2004

duck butter

The multicolored cheeselike smegma that collects inder the foreskin of uncircumcised men. in case you don't know this, you should be cleaning that so i don't have to in the doctors office!

Dr. says "Whats that under your foreskin, sir?" Its duck butter, Doc.

by uroligist's beeotch August 12, 2009

Duck Fart

A special sounding-fart created when flatulence is released shortly after or during use of a shower, bath, or pool. Due to the moist areas involve, the air passing through creates a gross noise similar to a duck's quack.

Tim: "Hey, is Johnathan out of the shower yet? I really need to use the bathroom."

Peter: "I'm not sure, but judging by the duck farts I heard in there, you don't want to use it right now."

by SamuraiJuffy May 8, 2008

duck shoes

Those brown shoes, sometimes black, but usually leather, but usually worn by people who want to look preppy.

See also:
duck boots, prep boots.

He has on duck shoes 'cause he wants to look like a preppy boy.

by mastertypo March 4, 2005

fuck a duck

Definition: to let others know that YOU'RE in control of the situation.

"I'LL fuck this duck, you just hold the tail up".

by LadyDi June 23, 2003