a duck race is the practice of nailing a really fat chick from behind, but as a sport, placing a rubber duck on the crest of the ass fat, and with vigorous pounding, manuvering the rubber duck up the backfat on the sezmic waves produced by said vigorous pounding. the participant wins when the duck reaches the base of the neckfat. the girl never wins. shes a great big fatty fat fat.
i asked her up for a dozen donuts and a duck race. she ate the donuts, lost the duck race and told me i was a shallow, hateful bastard. i laughed.
by dj espu October 27, 2007
Guy 1: "Ughh! Bitch you ugly."
Ugly Bitch: "Motherfucker I ain't ugly"
Guy 1: "You right, you not ugly" (And walk away and yells) "Damn, I can't stand these Duck Females!"
Ugly Bitch: "Motherfucker I ain't ugly"
Guy 1: "You right, you not ugly" (And walk away and yells) "Damn, I can't stand these Duck Females!"
by TizzyieDOPE October 18, 2010
by nine February 18, 2004
The multicolored cheeselike smegma that collects inder the foreskin of uncircumcised men. in case you don't know this, you should be cleaning that so i don't have to in the doctors office!
by uroligist's beeotch August 13, 2009
A special sounding-fart created when flatulence is released shortly after or during use of a shower, bath, or pool. Due to the moist areas involve, the air passing through creates a gross noise similar to a duck's quack.
Tim: "Hey, is Johnathan out of the shower yet? I really need to use the bathroom."
Peter: "I'm not sure, but judging by the duck farts I heard in there, you don't want to use it right now."
Peter: "I'm not sure, but judging by the duck farts I heard in there, you don't want to use it right now."
by SamuraiJuffy May 07, 2008
Those brown shoes, sometimes black, but usually leather, but usually worn by people who want to look preppy.
See also:
duck boots, prep boots.
See also:
duck boots, prep boots.
by mastertypo March 04, 2005
by LadyDi June 23, 2003