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Reaction test

Usually used with someone you are flirting with via txt or FB to:
1. Gage the extent to which you can flirt with them
2. Most importantly, provide a get put clause allowing you to Deny all knowledge of said flirtation by calling it 'a reaction test' in case things balls up
All of the above allows the tester to safely vet all conversation and then pass or fail testee. Also see 'shit test'
Bruce: I like you
Consuela: that's cool I have a boyfriend though
Bruce: I know that was just a Reaction test
Consuela: a what? Did I pass
Bruce: yeah
by Banjo Bob January 26, 2013
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Thumb Test

A thumb test is when you stick your thumb in a girls mouth.. If she sucks on it, it means she wants your friend to join in. If she spits it out, it means she does not.
You passed the thumb test bro, hop in.
by Mr.CJackson January 26, 2011
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Road Test

A critical exam you give to your man by giving him an outrageous blow job while he is driving you home to finally find out the truth about his driving skills.
I gave my man a road test on the way home from the movies the other night girl and he passed WITH FLYING COLORS!!!
by MikesQueen October 17, 2015
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Drug Test

Something Josh Gordan can't pass for his fucking life!
Me: Did you hear Gordan got suspended indefinitely!

My Friend: No, what the hell happened?!

Me: He failed another god damn drug test, that's what happened!
by BigChungus0321 January 1, 2020
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woman test

The woman test is designed to be used by men in order to distinguish if an unattractive person is a woman or not. There are two varieties which will be covered in this article, although more may exist
1)The back test
The man runs his finger down the back of said persons back from the bottom of their neck to the where the trousers start. If he feels a bra strap then it is a woman, if not then it is a man.
2)The front test
The man places his hand firmly on said persons upper chest, if it is a man then the subject will be confused, if it is a woman then the tester will be hit quite hard and be called a pervert. This test is only recommended in extreme situations
She was so ugly i had to do the woman test on her
by blooboy November 2, 2010
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paps test

check for lumps on breast ( why I'm a doctor )
back stage at las vegas follies, I said girls I'm a doctor would you like a free paps test. What happens in vegas stays in vegas.
by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006
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fail a test

to fail a test is synonymous with blazing a spliff.

to go blaze a spliff means to go "fail a test"
person 1: haha yo do you wanna go fail a test ?
person 2: yeaaa
by jimmyeatskids October 12, 2009
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