Poseidon’s Tongue

When you drop a sizable dump into the toilet creating a splash back with sufficient height to be able to reach the anus. The Poseidon’s Tongue is the one drop of splashback that licks inside the anus

Dave: wow, I dropped a hefer of a dump and ended up with a Poseidon’s Tongue
Keith: that’s horrendous, you poor bastard

by Maybe on Wednesday April 13, 2022

spud tongue

that little thing at top of a female vagina

he was sucking on her spud tongue

by RLS69 December 17, 2016

Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket

"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)

by PickledDik February 14, 2022

Bounty of tongues

You can lick anything or anybody (insert winky face)

Adrian R is the bounty of tongues cause he is just like dat

by Ismamemer November 2, 2022

Tongue merengue

The tongue merengue is basically to where you position yourselves to do the merengue, but you make out in that position.

I really want to do the tongue merengue with my crush, Steve.

I did the tongue merengue with my boyfriend, Cole, last night, and he was really good at it.

by Erin Clarkston February 6, 2015

Brown Tongue

To gain favour with ones superior.

Anthony: Hey Fuge,thats awesome,you are so great man,you are the best,can I just get a little taste of that ring hole?

Fuge: Yeah sure man,I would love you to Brown Tongue the fuck out of my ring hole.

Anthony: would you like a reach around while I get deep in that ring?

Fuge: 100% thats why you my bitch.

by Karntox September 22, 2025

Worms on your tongue

A more flavorful way of saying “baited breath”.. Thanks to my grandfather, Gordon F Baxter Jr, for painting that picture in my vocabulary💕

“Tell me, Tell Me…Youve got worms on your tongue!!”

by Chugglenuts May 23, 2025