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Tities

The are to dangley objects loacated on the chest of a woman ( depends on how old you are, they might dangle down to the floor ).
My m8 PAM, i know u r thinkin "i don't know her u stupid twat, so how the hell should i know wot she is like?", well lads or lasses ( mmmmmm ) imagan Denise Richards.
by Michael January 27, 2004
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tittiecocks

Holy tittiecocks! That man just ran the red light.
by Ben Kanko October 28, 2006
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Tittie-Shake

I'll have a fuckin' cheeseburger with some fuckin' fries and a fuckin' tittie-shake.
by Fuck Shit Piss September 20, 2007
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Tittoes Thunderfuck

Making your bitch walk back to her dormitory alone during a thunderstorm, usually resulting in near death and or severe bodily damage.
Guy 1: Yo, I Tittoes Thunderfucked my bitch last night during that storm. She got struck in the vag with a bolt of lightning.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude is she alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, but whenver I insert now I get shocked. Her spicebox is like a fucking electric generator.
Guy 2: Have you tried plugging things into her?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ran out of sockets so she's running the microwave as we speak.
by Barry Mastrocockslap January 11, 2009
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Itty bittie tittie committee

When a group of females have an abnormal form on the windpipes. Females that are generally boney and whiney. They tend to sport spandex pants and have there hair in a bun because of there small breast size. Most fourteen year old girls sport the itty bitey tittie committee but unfortunately estrogen levels don't support most females breast size that form the trendy itch and scratch pasty.
Tom. What time is that party?

Jeff. About ten why?

Tom. Because I hope those girls we met last night will be there. Those bitches were hot.

Jeff. Damnt Tom quit getting hard over the itty bittie tittie committee.

Jeff. Shit my pet cat tinker bell has bigger nipples then them girls. I've seen bigger mosquito bites on my neices hamster.

Those girls are so flat winded they need to find some tp.
by Jimmies. March 13, 2011
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Tittie Sprinkles

Tittie sprinkles is a type of lubricious expletive used to describe a supererogatory situation. Used in extempore conversation, it could be used to describe very those which reside on the anterior of the mid-clavicular line, but are sexually dimorphic, that are copacetic. It would be used sine qua non with a funny situation, or in a milieu where a myelinated A delta fiber stimulates a nociceptor, either visceral or somatic. It first originated from a Shoe factory during which the proprietor ejaculated the word while in an encephalopathic delirium. Note: also used with prospicience for the latter definition of the aforementioned. Also can be used to abrogate a conversation that is an agonist for a Melatonin-1 Neuroreceptor.
"Oh, tittie sprinkles, I just tried to jump over a fucking water fountain!"

"Dude those tits on Carsi are tittie sprinkles!"

"Sometimes when I bake, in stead of sugar sprinkles, I prefer using tittie sprinkles, for a more sweet taste. Also, try strawberries."
by OneWhoMakesShoes December 19, 2008
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fatty tatties [fattie tatties]

The name for a person, usually a male with a pair of large, greasy, boobs.
Person 1: "Hey fatty tatties fattie tatties...your fat"
Fatty Tatties: "I don't have feelings, because I'm fat."
by Thomas Shannon March 23, 2008
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