Tiny Tits

If Tony Tiger were describing them He would say "Tiny Tits are GREAT!" Also Tits larger than a mouthful is a waste

I've never seen a woman who's tiny tits turned me off, but I have seen women who's huge tits were a huge turn-off. Differences of oppions is what makes us human.

by IrishAce July 20, 2008

Tits on a whale

a)an interjection
b)used as a comparison in similes
c)used to show amazement at an object or idea
d)used as an expression of emotion

"damn! tits on a whale!"
"i'm as hungry as tits on a whale"
"tits on a whale that was funny!"
"that person made me feel so tits on a whale"

by 06cardschamps July 27, 2008

tortilla tits

1) Flat chested chick.
2) Chick with nipples the size of tortillas.

She's got tortilla tits!

by MoonKnight March 24, 2003

tit fucking

To Fuck A Girls tits

I Titty fucked chelsea last night

by Karl March 21, 2003

Bitch Tits

When a man has large, woman-like breasts.

"Wow that guy has bitch tits."

by MF September 02, 2002

saggy tits

when a womans or mans breast's appear to become large tubesocks filled with warm oatmeal.

My grandmother's vagina reeks of mustard and she has some of the worst saggy tits this side of the mississippi...you should bang her.

by KBRADODD March 26, 2008

Beer Tits

beer tits Those big bodacious knockers that are only completely visible after she has consumed mass quantities of malt beverages and has been coaxed into entering the Tuesday night wet t-shirt contest at the local bar.

OMG, would you look at the beer tits on contestant number three!
You have to vote for those Peter!

by monk-daddy January 13, 2006