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Jasonate

1. To take over an event while not caring about anybody else's time.

2. Cause a meeting to go over it's alloted time while rambling on.
He's about to jasonate this meeting, I've got shit to do right afterwards.

This meeting ws supposed to end 10 minutes ago, but here he goes, jasonating like always.
by Friday 2 Tuesday December 8, 2023
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Jason

Jason derives from the word butt plug. In ancient Chinese medicine, bamboo was used to detect prostate cancer. Saliva was highly recommended for the lubrication process. As man evolved, they realized they could just use their fingers.
I either have erectile dysfunction or I need to get myself a good ol fashion Jason.
by bloom1 March 18, 2022
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Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!
I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!
by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024
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Jason Krueger

Incredibly intelligent. Humble even though he is the greatest! If it needs to be done right he's your guy. Well connected with friends in high and low places. Highly talented, artistic, and creative.
I told the boss of Bayonne it was handled by Jason Krueger
by jkrag April 8, 2023
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Jason

Jason is loved by many women. He will set you on fire with his gorgeous eyes. He has the most perfect personality. He has the biggest brain and heart of all. If he likes you, he will stick up for you and put you first. He loves everyone. And everyone loves him.
I sure do miss that Jason
by 43110SheWolf June 8, 2021
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Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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jason the furry

jason is a weird person who has curly hair and alot of bumps on his face. hes super weird and he acts and looks like a furry.
you remember jason?

oh jason the furry?
by wawkhardt October 5, 2023
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