Mongolian Swamp Donkey 

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey by hoo-ah August 1, 2010

Day Light In the Swamp

A phrase moms use to wake up their kids for pointless things in the morning.

mommy: DAY LIGHT IN THE SWAMP
kid: Damn, It's like 7:30 am and she's waking me up to see a therapist

Day Light In the Swamp by houdinimasterfive August 25, 2009

Mississippi swamp donkey 

when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.

o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.

-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!

Mississippi swamp donkey by beanballz February 27, 2010

Lemon Swamp

A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.

Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)

Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut

Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT

Guy 1: hahahaha

Lemon Swamp by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009

Dude Swamp 

Too many guys at any social gathering, ie, Bar or Party, upsetting the guy to girl ratio that must be upheld.

dubbed at Cafe d'Epoque | Mont Tremblant Nightclub on a friday night.

"Man, this place is a fucking dude swamp, lets get out of here!"

"The only chicks in this dude swamp are attached to dudes faces"

Dude Swamp by Redhat- March 2, 2010

Reverse Swamp Donkey 

To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.

"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."

"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"

Reverse Swamp Donkey by Sith Lords November 16, 2014

Mongolian swamp rat 

A mystical creature that feeds off of maggots in the Mongolian swamps. Commenly referred to Asians who eat things off the ground.

"Oi Damon quit eating shit off the ground you dumb Mongolian swamp rat."

Mongolian swamp rat by Ryan_gow69pussyflaps March 24, 2016