Speed

Fess on a Stooge

Wow he’s so speed

by DEEIF September 19, 2021

Speed bump

A bump in the road that fuckers like to drive their fucking cars fast over

He drove over the speed bump as fast as he could and he got pulled over by the police.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2017

Speed

Jack Ethan Oxenrider

Speed is so crazy I didn’t even see him smear shit on the wall.

by Jack Ethan Oxenrider January 17, 2021

Speed limit

Code word prostitutes may use to tell the customer how much the service costs.

I was talking to a street Walker, she said the speed limit was 150 and she would take me around the world.

by ThE ReAl RuStY nAiL May 25, 2021

speed limit

149mph or 240kmh the minimum your car should go if your black, in canada thats aproxamately 149 miles a hour or 240kmh to stay alive, in a pursuit.

guy 1: yo i just got a 1996 dodge caravan for $20 bucks cuz some kid puked in it.
guy 2: yeah but that thing doesnt even do the speed limit
guy 1: yeah i think ill scrap it or donate it.

by Cody5050 December 1, 2020

Speed-fanning

Having a conversation with a celebrity as quickly as possible because security is pressuring you to move on

"Dude, I was last in line to get a photo with Anna Akana and found myself speed-fanning because the place was closing"

by Onaeek May 24, 2017

Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.

Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021