Salty salmon

My seventh grade science teacher

I fucking hate Salty Salmon

by Slaty slamon July 8, 2017

Nuclear Salmon

A color located in between hot pink and salmon, Its the color you get when you feed a salmon nuclear energy.

"I bought a nuclear salmon sweatshirt the other day".

by Splet August 10, 2017

Milky Salmon

When you’ve just finished and there is still cum left on your floppy, pink penis so it represents a Salmon covered in Milk

1. Get your Milky Salmon away from me

2. You’re not getting anything else with that Milky Salmon

3. Get that Milky Salmon away from me

by Milky Salmon April 21, 2018

Han Solo

THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 💕💕😁

Me: HAN SOLO IS SOOO FREAKING HOT
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL

FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID

by Fangirl4life❤️ April 22, 2018

Ribble Salmon

An unspeakable disgusting act originating from the mill workers of Lancashire, England. Those who perform it are often viewed as horrendous perverts, whilst those who receive it are usually victims of a nightmarish and non-consensual experience.

I was so drunk she gave me a Ribble Salmon and I didn't even notice until the next morning.

by Alreet Lad January 24, 2018

White Salmon, WA

Far superior to other Columbia River Gorge communities. Stevenson, Goldendale, and even Hood River wish they could achieve the greatness of White Salmon. Cost of housing is high to keep the trash in Washougal.

I wish I lived in White Salmon, WA!

by Edward Teach Jr. May 9, 2018

Han Solo

When a female gives you head while playing Fortnite

Yo my girl gave me han solo last night

by Takreen March 12, 2018