Sloppy Cronkite 

When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".

This phrase invented by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07

Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.

Sloppy Cronkite by JustinS2000 December 13, 2008

sloppy cronchite 

N. A sexual act named after the popular television journalist, Walter Cronchite. The act in which two men jerk each other off to see who can get the other to ejaculate first and at the conclusion, the winner will quote Cronchite by saying, "And that is the way it was."

I opened my closet last night and caught James and Tony giving each other a sloppy cronchite.

sloppy cronchite by SD_21 December 14, 2008

sloppy Cronkite 

A sexual term invented by Jon Stewart (or the writing staff) of the Daily Show.
It refers to vague (usually homosexual) sexual activity between political staffers, elected officials, members of the press etc.
Perhaps the term is designed as an the over the (capital) hill parody of the well-known Dirty Sanchez.

"Cheney and Libby gave each other sloppy Cronkites in the broom closet."

sloppy Cronkite by KiraKiraKilla December 9, 2008

sloppy cooter 

A funny term used to describe a womans messy vagina.

Beebee, use a damn wetnap to cleanup that big ole sloppy cooter of yours!

sloppy cooter by RockkstarJoe July 23, 2007

sloppy dugan 

Failure as a result of one's own carelessness.

Walking with an untied shoe, Billy pulled a sloppy dugan when he tripped and shattered his pelvis.

sloppy dugan by Aiden Ross January 10, 2008

Sloppy Cans 

Large breasts that tend to spill out of clothing.

Bartender, I'll have a Corona, and get the girl down there with the sloppy cans whatever she wants.

Sloppy Cans by the B.O.B. October 16, 2008

sloppy snatch 

A big wet, sloppy minge.

Get ya sloppy snatch out.

sloppy snatch by Bob Dylan 1988 May 26, 2009