Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week
by Rickey Spanish June 9, 2020
Get the Squirrel Chasermug. A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits
Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.
by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020
Get the zombie squirrelmug. Act of injuring oneself while having sex.
by Machetebill December 8, 2013
Get the squirrel trickingmug. by squirrel11 February 23, 2015
Get the squirrelmug. An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"
-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008
Get the frozen squirrelmug. Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel
by Ash Bee September 29, 2020
Get the Feast on my squirrelmug. Someone who is so idiotic that they are as dumb as a squirrel.
Can also be used when someone does something very stupid and embarrassing.
Can also be used when someone does something very stupid and embarrassing.
Wow, that squirrel Nicole, was standing in the elevator doors for too long, so it started beeping and she completely flipped out.
by reynoldswrap27alex April 27, 2011
Get the squirrelmug.