squirrel poacher

A guy who pursues his friends girlfriends and ex girlfriends.

Colin Kaepernick is a squirrel poacher

by Buffalo pimp March 22, 2016

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

Squirrels

Sorry

Squirrels, I forgot to reply to your message.

by Eyes89 November 2, 2021

squirrel

A mammal with a bushy tail
Typically very...interesting
Also very aggressive

Dug: Squirrel!
Carl: Pay attention.

by UncleMonty_01 January 29, 2023

Squirrel

A Southern term men use for women they want to nut in.
Cute or Hot girls men find sexually attractive.

Guy 1. Damn that girl is a squirrel.
Guy 2. Hell yeah id love to hide my nut in her.

by XHEADHUNTERx 7 August 26, 2019

Chiken-squirrel-man

It's a creature that wonder the earth for thousents of years and every full moon he wakes up and take a child i'm to is cave and after five days of horrebol torture kills the boy or girl and eat is flesh.º

How my Fucking god the Chiken-squirrel-man is raping my chikens.º

by Creepy grendma December 4, 2016

squirrel nibbles

The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.

Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.

by squirrelnibbler2011 August 20, 2011