by I_am_cooler_than_you_123 October 10, 2020
Get the School mug.A prison-like building that puts you through hell. First, you wake up at 5:00 in the morning to make you spend a painful hour getting ready for the 56th day of hell. Then, you get closer to hell around 6:30. Once you enter 'School', you are sat down to prepare for hell. Then, you have to listen to the teacher for an hour before getting scolded because you weren't paying attention to the most boring part about learning. After you finish 10% of hell, you go to a different class to do other stuff. But in 40 minutes after that, you're put back into the deepest point of hell, reading. You finally get done with the rest of hell and you can go home and relax. Just kidding! 'SCHOOL' HAS TO RUIN YOUR RELAXING TIME BY GIVING YOU FUCKING HOMEWORK!! YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH WORK ALREADY! You finally finish the last part of hell for one day and slip into a depressing life.
Just use Google to learn stuff.
Just use Google to learn stuff.
Bob: Ugh I have to go to School
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.
Depressed person: Y- you mean p- p- prison?
Bob: Oh yeah.
Depressed guy: Don't go there.
by Skeletonbones October 13, 2020
Get the School mug.Institutions created by the government to occupy students and give an excuse to treat students as prisoners. Schools require you to wake up early or else your mother (A fucking prison guard) beats the shit out of you. Also, you need to eat literal shit and take evaluations in life that doesn't help anyone. If you try to be a rebellion to this cause or your grades for CUM (Creative Unnecessary Motherfucking-shit) are low, you literally get executed by a firing squad that is directed by parents, teachers, and your anxiety. You can escape when you become 18 or 19 depending on the region your prison is located.
by Joewypak October 15, 2020
Get the School mug.School is a place that makes people feel like they are failures and make children and teens depressed because of the pressure of homework and grades and their parents and teachers expectations are far too high which adds stress to the children and teens who cannot be perfect and meet the expectations.
It is also a place where some people have to pick between their own mental and physical health and their grades.
It is also a place where some people have to pick between their own mental and physical health and their grades.
History Class at School:
Teacher: "(student name), please read your report outloud."
Student: *tries to pick between embarassing self because social anxiety or getting a bad grade*
Teacher: "(student name), please read your report outloud."
Student: *tries to pick between embarassing self because social anxiety or getting a bad grade*
by Sarah_Jose September 23, 2013
Get the School mug.by -nks February 8, 2023
Get the School mug.Though many people call school torture, they just don't listen. Yes, school is boring, try to listen or you'll get in trouble which is the reason some people hate school. People also hate the school lunch, just bring your own lunch or just eat your favorite thing on that big tray. It makes sense why people would hate school for their bathrooms and community, the bathrooms are usually gross and the community can be bad. Go pee/poop if you have time at home before school! Ignore the bullies and stay strong! School is a place where you can learn, not a place you can hate on for no reason, unless what I mentioned. :)
by Whyareyoulookingat April 13, 2023
Get the School mug.Absolute hell. People who don't like school are called "dumb" and people who actually like it are "nerds"
It is hell for both sides and nobody wins
It is hell for both sides and nobody wins
by IntergalactalEnergy January 10, 2023
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