Sad wasted

When you're so sad you just want to grab a bottle of vodka, drowned in your own vomit and wake up the next day not knowing who you are.

"I can't get my mocha latte so I'm going to get sad wasted"

by Suckadick350 August 17, 2016

sad tree

A tall person who’s very sad, or depressed.

Person #1: Hey, you see that sad tree?

Person #2: Yeah. I wonder what’s wrong with them.

by the_crazy_alien May 29, 2018

Sadness

When you have a dream of her actually liking you.

My dream was complete sadness

by Hydra_100 October 2, 2022

So sad

What those kindergarten teachers say when you get in trouble.

The teacher was admonishing the student after he was asked to sit in the corner. She finished with her signature "So sad."

by Some guy who looks on UD June 15, 2021

Sad Nibba

When a dude gets high and starts chatting sad things and/or playing deep songs. Like the videos on YouTube that show depressing moments in kid shows and add sad music.

James: Why do you hang out with him?
Mike: He a sad nibba

by CommunisticWeeb420 December 29, 2018

Sad Teriyaki

When you hire a Japanese prostitute, and you find out halfway through, she’s shit in the bed.

I went on shore leave in Okinawa and when I woke up, she had given me a sad teriyaki.

by Salty seconds July 11, 2022

sad dolphin

Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"

I met a sad dolphin today. He looked depressed so I gave him a dollar.

by SpawnCheese December 20, 2020