Red Sunrise

The act of pounding Red Bull during the pre-game shower prior to a late night/night out.

"I haven't been able to keep my eyes open all evening, I think it's time for a Red Sunrise."

by Dwide Schrude January 5, 2008

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Red Delicious

A sexual act of cunnilingus during mensuration immediately proceeded by giving her a sloppy kiss on the mouth, ergo delivering her some red delicious.

I earned my red wings the other day with Susan after she surprised me by giving me a kiss and saying "red delicious".

by Suzy Creamchese February 21, 2011

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Hitting the reds

When you're on a bus or in a car and you always get stopped by the red traffic light. Its very annoying and time-wasting, especially in the morning going to school or work.

Friend 1: Where were you this morning?
Friend 2: Yo, the bus hit like every red

Man these days the bus keeps hitting the reds

by Janoodles February 21, 2007

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Red Llama

A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.

Instead of yelling rape yell "RED LLAMA" and people come to your help.

by NICKKCOLE August 25, 2013

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Red Gyarados

What happens to a penis when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!

Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?

Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.

Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!

Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....

Guy #2: Damn....

by CashMoneyDollaBillz December 11, 2011

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