Theodore the retard

Theodore is a fucking virgin ass kid, to be able to truly understand what a Theodore is your IQ must be less than 0

(see fucking degenerate page). The only positive is he is tall as fuck but at the same time, he's fucking black.

Your test has come in, you are a complete fucking Theodore the retard

by Theodore Yang the shorter one October 28, 2019

Retard Face

A Face That is Unique to a person within a social group that annoy everyone within that group

retard face
retard face Again
retard face Forever
retard face Pretty Boy

by Josho29292 February 16, 2008

Retarded Hordes

Any large, like minded group of people who make quick, knee jerk reactions based on sheltered and moronic views and are especially vocal in voicing their outrage. This can be political, religious, automotive or sports views in nature, or any other movement.

4chan's /b/ is a particularly active breeding ground for a retarded hordes.

"Did you see that 10,000 Camaro's are being built a month?" "Yeah, just wait until the retarded hordes over at Camaro5.com's message boards hear about this"

by MoparMan85 December 22, 2009

Retard Turtle

When performing the Awkward Turtle, The person who doesn't know how to properly conduct it and instead face the palms to each other.

Person 1: *Performs retard turtle* "Awkward..."
Person 2: Dude, that turtle is retarded.

by MikenRiss July 07, 2010

Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.

P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.

by Dicknipplesalad June 12, 2020

anal retardation

An anal sphincter that is slow and clumsy and produces unusual grunting sounds in public.

"My ring was somewhat retarded today, I believe I maybe a little bunged up"

Or,

"I was displaying all the signs of anal retardation today when suddenly I produced the stubborn jobby on the bus"

by bobby jo jobby August 14, 2009

Going Retarded

Smoking enough weed or drinking enough to act like you are literally retarded.

Dude, John just smoked a quarter-ounce of wax and he's going retarded

by bagel666 February 15, 2018