red ape

when a woman spits on a mans fresh shaved ass and spanks both cheeks multiple times until you get a "red ape"

tina gave me a red ape cause i forgot to make her dinner

by splitdecisionboys June 15, 2016

the red dot

When someone sneakily leaves a red dot somewhere in a Snapchat message to let the Snapchatee know that they are down to fuck.

Damn Bro ana dropped the red dot on that pic she sent me I think she's Dtf !

by Sphfikxxs April 13, 2017

Red Delicious

A sexual act of cunnilingus during mensuration immediately proceeded by giving her a sloppy kiss on the mouth, ergo delivering her some red delicious.

I earned my red wings the other day with Susan after she surprised me by giving me a kiss and saying "red delicious".

by Suzy Creamchese February 21, 2011

the red bull

the act of jacking off with your butt buddy until your dick is red then running at each other full speed and slamming into each other groin first

Billy "dude im so sore from last night, me and my butt buddy did the red bull like seven times"

Charley "thats fucked up bro..."

by yuorintothisnotme October 29, 2010

red nosed

To shake one's ass vigorously... The referral to a red nose pitbull. As in the dog would get a hold of something and shake it vigorously.

She shakes her butt like a red nosed.

by Pate2420 December 4, 2013

Red Llama

A creepy person that follows and inappropriately touches you.

Instead of yelling rape yell "RED LLAMA" and people come to your help.

by NICKKCOLE August 25, 2013

Red Gyarados

What happens to a penis when it comes into contact with poison ivy after taking a wizz in the woods.

Guy #1: Dude, I can't have sex for, like three weeks!

Guy #2: Damn, dude! How come?

Guy #1: I took a piss in the woods the other day, and my Johnson is so big it reached down low and brushed some poison ivy on the ground.

Guy #2: Dude! Your dick is huge!!!!

Guy #1: Yeah, but now he's got the Red Gyarados.....

Guy #2: Damn....

by CashMoneyDollaBillz December 11, 2011