queef fountain

When someone queefs and they queef out urine, poop juice, or vaginal juices!

1) My hoe had a queef fountain and i slept in the wet bed

2) In history i had a queef and it turned out it was a queef fountain

3) If you ever run out of water (ex. mexico) find your local queef fountain.

by Harpo shqueefer November 18, 2006

queef

a cooter fart

oh-em-gee! she just queefed.
really? whats that?
its a fart that comes from a girls cooter.

by jennifer lejune April 28, 2009

ground queef

A girl queefs on a bed so much that she leaves dents in the sheets.

person 1"damn James, that girl queefd' so much on that bed last night that it left dents in the sheets, I think I ate too much of her broccoli"
person 2"what do u mean, queef slippage?"
person 1"hell no you donkey pissing shit monger ground queef."

by henry h20 August 10, 2006

queef

a large package of paper

Person 1: Hey employee how manys pieces of paper are in this queef.
Walmart Slave: I believe that that queef has the ample supply of 400 pieces of paper.

by Broiker June 20, 2008

Queef Mouth

Insult used to shut someone up when they are being stupid.

Another way to say "douche bag"

Jim wouldn't stop talking about planking yesterday. He is such a queef mouth.

by mzsparxxx July 20, 2011

Queefin

A very sexy, chill, cool, Asian, male. Everyone likes Queefin and everyone wants to be like Queefin. Queefin has loads of side bitties but also gets 100s on math tests

There's Queefin again with his seventh girl this week

Geez I wish I could be like Queefin

"There's Queefin again with my girlfriend"- every guy

by 6whitechild9 June 5, 2017

queef fucked

for one to have intercourse to a woman fanny farting.

she queef fucked me.

by tom April 25, 2003