Irish Politician

a habitual liar who has throughout their life spread untruths to further their own agenda.

Did you hear Helen just said Dublin is safe?

Gowan outa that, you know shes an Irish Politician

by Fhírinne November 30, 2023

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep

I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

The Politician

a sex position;

The female is in the reverse cowgirl position except both his and her legs are criss crossed. All foundations are crooked similar to politicians.

Johnny's bend in his Johnny made had Lesley shaking during the politician.

by Jake&ace March 23, 2024

Nit-politicking

The practice of latching onto a small and non-political action by a political figure, amplifying it and attempting to make it into something wrong, or something that it is not, in order to tip the political scales in one's favor. Using insignificant and irrelevant details dishonestly to further a cause.

Disparaging Obama's tan suit or Biden's struggle with stuttering is nit-politicking at its worst.

by Justask7575 April 1, 2024

COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024

r/PoliticalCompassMemes

r/PoliticalCompassMemes: the ultimate wild card

PCM is one of the few centrist subreddits. everybody from all over the political compass come to post funny caricatures, laugh at some cope, and have a good time.

radicals view it as biased, but moderates view it as centrist.

r/PoliticalCompassMemes #3112873781: 2024 election

Trump voter (authright) "Trump won, you liberal. *chad-wojak.png*"

Kamala voter (authright) "NOOOO!!! WE'RE IN A FASCIST ECONAZI NATION NOW!!!"

Trump voter (authleft) "I voted trump because trump will destroy America, and then we can start the revolution.

Stein voter (libleft) "this country sucks."

Oliver voter (libright) "I don't know how to feel about this, but I'm gonna make a whole lot of money from Trump merch!!!!!"

by ¡AFUERA! enjoyer December 18, 2024