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Blue Peanut M&M

Delicious chocolate with peanuts inside.

The most appropriate use of a blue peanut M&M is to throw it at John Wilson during parties. Never eat a blue peanut M&M, for they contain an unknown substance that may kill you.
"Don't eat the blue peanut M&Ms!"

"I will never eat another blue peanut M&M..."

"The only appropriate usage of blue peanut M&Ms is throwing them at John Wilson."
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Chunky Peanut Butter 

Nickname for a fat person that has bumps coming out all over the place on his/her body.
Did you see Chunky Peanut Butter over by the bar? She should not be wearing those shorts and that tank top.

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

a thing that people eat for food.

THe history of Reese's cups: Two guys are driving in separate cars, one loves peanut butter and the other loves chocolate and they both crash into each other and a police officer named Reeses comes and asks them what happened and they tell him that the other person got peanut butter or chocolate into there chocolate or peanut butter and the officer trys it and thinks it is good idea and shoots them both and goes on to create the candy that people like to eat today... Reeses.
Teh History of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Puffy Peanut Pussy

Puffy Peanut Pussy or "Triple P" for short is the act of placing peanut butter under the tounge of an individual. And then proceding to eat a woman out who has a severe peanut allergy. Thus creating an enflamed and potentially life threatening allergic reaction, that makes Sex much more pleasureable for the male involved in the act.

This origional definition and abreviation is developed by Trevor and David, and named by Adiel.
As a result of the Puffy Peanut Pussy Leah was rushed to the hospital, but unfortunarely It was too late. Now the world will not have to put up with anymore of her ungratitude.

reese peanut butter cup pie 

when a guy ejaculates into a jar of peanut butter, then stirs the concoction around with his penis. then he proceeds to deliver said jar to a dairy queen where it is used to make a blizzard.
"hey eric how was your reese peanut butter cup pie?"

reese peanut butter poop 

when you have a poop that is 2 colors, one half of the log looks like chocolate and the other half looks like peanut butter color,

i wouldn't recommend eating it even if it looks tasty
reese peanut butter cup but its a poop

reese peanut butter poop

Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce 

An expression used to show excitement, or extreme happiness.
Wow Molly, those cupcakes that we just made that would not come out of the muffin tins were Awesome Possum Peanut Sauce!