A Mr. Potato is a strange creature still being examined at the SCP-Foundation HQ, Mr. Potato aka A SCP-001 aka A gofuckyourself, was found in an abandoned cave in the late 10,000 BC. He is still being examined during this very day. He is also very dangerous and can kill you without you even noticing. He is to be kept locked during every time when chatting with it. He can read minds, make you insane, give you nightmare's, And know your future.
"So... How has HE been doing?"-Mr. Shrek
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*
THE END.
"He's been doing fine."- Dr. Pepe
"How did the conversation go?"-Mr. Shrek
"Good....."-Dr. Pepe
"Is everything okay Dr. Pepe?Mr. Shrek
"We're going to die....."-Dr. Pepe
*Windows break*
"WHAT THE FUCK?"-Mr. Shrek
*Lights go out*
"Do not worry Dr. Pepe! The lights will come on any second now!"-Mr. Shrek
"Dr. Pepe?-Mr. Shrek
*Lights come on*
*Dr. Pepe's dead*
*Mr. Shrek looks away in disgust*
*Upon doing that*
*A tall round figure is standing twice as high*
*The figure comes closer and lightly tells Mr. Shrek in a soft voice*
"It's all Potato now"-Mr. Potato
*Mr. Shrek dies*
THE END.
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"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
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