Dog Piss

Essentially it’s the polar opposite to phrases that use the word “Piss” to imply something is easy such as “Piece of piss”, so Dog Piss would be used to say that something is hard or difficult. It’s related to the phrase “Dog Shit” in the sense of conveying negativity.

Person 1: Yo, have you completed the Algebra and Pythagoras homework yet?
Person 2: No, it’s utter dog piss. I can’t seem to work it out at all...
(maybe I should get off of UrbanDictionary.com and revise more instead of procrastinating.)

by Pepsii February 1, 2018

zombie piss

an alcoholic deink consisting of two parts vodka and one part pickle juice. Named after the delightful flavor, and the way you feel after drinking more than three.

yo, barkeep! A round of zombie piss for my homies!

by ulcerated liver 5000 January 19, 2011

Soda Piss

Used when comparing to something clear.

Teacher: Crystal clear kids?
Sarcastic Student: Clear as soda piss!

"I drank a bunch of soda, now my piss is dark... I got soda piss"

by Llandon January 19, 2009

piss-stalker

Someone who is afraid of going to the shitter anywhere except their own home. This is because they are afraid of the householders listening in on them 'squeezing one out' or 'slashing on the seat' or in case they leave 'tracks'

bloody hell! Look at that dude, he looks like a right piss stalker.

by SATANCHILD November 25, 2004

Pissing around

A day of relaxation interrupted by frequent bouts of binge drinking, pub crawling, increasing visits to the toilet, punctuated by casual screams and groans, ending up sleeping on the floor nexT to the bed snoring and fully clothed.

Leta go pissing around this weekend for a change?

Yes i need that relaxation

by JAJBP July 8, 2017

sissy pissing

A man sitting down on a toilet to urinate.

The bathroom at the Gay bar was really gross, sissy pissing was out of the question.

by Joseph the Adorable July 17, 2016

Insurance Piss

Previous to the act of masturbation, an Insurance Piss is the act of urinating immediately after the primary finish. This is to ensure that the individual can avoid cleaning up his Second Wind. (See Second Wind).

Paul was tired of cleaning up his Second Wind, so he began trying an Insurance Piss. This way he could pee and not worry about a secondary clean up.

by The Crawling King Snake March 18, 2014