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pillow fart

when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.
Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!
by bigblacklady(bbl) May 3, 2024
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Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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pillow talk

when boomers say stupid shit that makes younger people long for the day of the pillow
"I deserve every penny of your dollar that I get. Cry more"

bob read the response to his post, thinking that it was pillow talk
by superduperpasta August 15, 2025
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Pillow Driving

The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.
The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.
by thebartschside September 30, 2011
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motorboat pillows

To fall asleep so hard that you bury your face between two pillows. This often leads to some snoring and making the sound of a motorboat. This could also mean that you are so tired that the desire to sleep is just as large of a drive as your sex drive. You would rather do both motorboat and sleep, so you choose to motorboat some pillows.
Man I can't keep my eyes open! I am staring at the bed trying not to motorboat pillows.
by Vegasguy73 April 20, 2018
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Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found
I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found
by Pillowjack April 21, 2017
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Pillow Beaver

A Pillow Beaver not to be confused with Pillow Biter, is typically a mammal of the human variety. He/She will gather all of the pillows to their side of a sleeping area creating a dam like effect. This Dam prohibits the calm waters of natural sleep to wash over any other mammals in said sleeping area. They do this unintentionally for it is intrinsic in their nature, thus a Pillow Beaver.
Adam: Dude I'm spent I crashed over at Cougar Dana's last night. I woke up at like 4am my neck was killing me, I look over and she has like nine pillows on her side of the bed. I slept like dagg' shit.

Lee: Dude what a freakin' Pillow Beaver.

Adam: I know right.
by Wellhung2178 January 22, 2014
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