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Apple Picking

Apple Picking

v.
During intercourse, a man makes the woman (or man, whichever you prefer) pick the dingleberries from his ass with her tongue.
To get revenge for the cleveland steamer his wife gave him, he decided to make her go apple picking.
by PhrizzlePhry November 29, 2010
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parking lot pimpin

1.Fucking in a parking lot.

2. Fucking in a public place, at night or during the day.
by rtof January 19, 2008
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Fruit Picking

Fruit picking is what causes lesbianism in prehistoric hunter-gather female groups. Since women traditionally stay back at the cave and go out and pick fruit while the men go hunt meat, they hang around each other alot and that leads to fun with the "fruit" and therefore to cave-women lesbianism. (Its a New Zealand thing)
"Those two over there with the fruit, they are so botch, I bet those two are fruit picking, ae" wink wink.
by McLovin - McGee March 5, 2009
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parking pig

Someone who cuts you off from a parking spot you are waiting for, usually from the opposite direction
Did you see that parking pig just steal the parking spot I was waiting for?
by jonesbabe February 10, 2008
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pecking duck

a delicious chinese food cusine,
its served with sauce stuff and cucumbers and onions
its a sexy food lmao
i went to go eat some pecking duck in a strip club. i was surprised they served it.
by Bunty.d June 7, 2008
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Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.
"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"
by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005
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Picking the sense out of the nonsense

To get the truth or importance out of someone's story. To grasp the point of a story.
Me:"I have this friend,and she is in world of trouble. She needs to borrow $300 to pay her rent,and I don't know how to help her"

You:"So you need money to pay YOUR rent?"

Me:"Wow,how did you know?"

You:":eyeroll:PICKING THE SENSE OUT OF THE NONSENSE is what I do,dumbass"
by JocularC62 August 29, 2010
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