October 13th

If you were born on this day you are the most powerful being In the universe only those also born on October 13 can rival your power

Person1: did you know he is born on October 13th?
Person 2: that explains how he can throw buildings with his finger

by Beanutbutter September 3, 2020

October 3

October 3rd is national give your boyfriend/girlfriend a handjob or fingering session.

Bf: hey can I get a handjob
Gf: sure it’s October 3

Bf: nice

by Cooldude342098 September 28, 2020

October 24th

National kiss a basketball player day

On October 24th you must kiss a basketball player

by Riley Gabrielle October 19, 2019

Octopus

A creep who touches as many girls he can get his hands on and seems to grow hands with the consumption of alcohol or when submerged in a hot tub.

That octopus groped Dotty when she was climbing a ladder.

That freako octopus fondled my jugs when he was pouring a beer in the hot tub.

by Sri Lankan Catnap January 17, 2009

October 24

The best day of the year for head

It’s October 24th? Oh my god, Johnny gonna get it tonight.

by Russian McCockiner October 13, 2019

octomentary

A fictitious documentary that features the Octomom trying to look like a normal mom.

Oh my Gawd...did you catch the octomentary put out by eyesore? Does she actually think she looks good in it?

by n4b November 26, 2009

October 18

National beat a bitch up day

My friend: hey, you know October 18th national beat a bitch up day?
Me: Really? THAT MEANS I CAN BEAT THAT BITCH VINCENT UP
My friend: FUCK YEAH

by Im_dyinghelp October 16, 2019