Deutsch job

A hand job, from someone who is of German descent

guy 1 "I got with this girl last night. She kept speaking German, and gave me a really vigorous hand job"

guy 2 "you got a Deutsch job?"

by pastryface August 8, 2010

smog job

Farting while receiving fellatio.

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.

by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 11, 2009

jungle job

Noun. When one receives fellatio whilst in a wooded area or jungle.

Last night, a girl and I went behind the frat castle and she game me a jungle job!

I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.

Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.

by Eric the jungle job pioneer November 22, 2009

Sack job

Someone who knowing allows there cousin to play with there ball sack

Last week at the family reunion I got the best sack job ever

by Killafox06 September 29, 2011

Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume

The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.

by MTskier October 11, 2010

Granny Job

1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia

2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness

Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her

Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs

Mike: oh wow

Or:

Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job

Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?

by ddrop213 October 27, 2011

Tap Job

When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.

Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.

Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.

by Eaton Holgoode December 5, 2017