Needs Snakes

If it doesn't have snakes, it needs them. Period.

Most effectively exclaimed during a movie at a packed theatre.

A direct reference to the greatest movie of all time, Snakes on a Plane with Samuel L. Jackson, the meanest and coolest motherfucker in the world.

While watching a movie like Gigli, 8 mile, Get Rich or Die Tryin', etc:

Viewer 1: This movie is fucking terrible...
Viewer 2: NEEDS SNAKES!!!

by Super Mario Brother September 1, 2006

Needle-fucking the e

Running low on gas in your automobile.

While I was driving home, I noticed I was needle-fucking the e so I got some gas.

by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

threading the needle

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.

mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Bury the needle

When driving in a car or riding a motorcycle or crotch rocket and stopped at a red light or simply just driving, the driver will floor the gas pedal and gain a burst of speed, passing other drivers as they do it. Refers to the tachometer which measures the engines RPMs and the fuel gauge.

"When its raining, I like to bury the needle so that the tires slip"

by Cartmaniac June 28, 2009

NEEDY

Giving up all respect for yourself to keep someone in your life.

Omg did you hear? Ashlee gave her husband a hall pass just to stop him from divorcing her! She is soooo needy!

by lmaobb May 21, 2018

i need 2 snipes

i need2 snipes is a term used to define a failure sniper that has needs to snipe

micheal i need 2 snipes

by n3xg July 27, 2010

i need love

When i was born, i didnt have a dad. I was fatherless.
After 7 years I was with my mother who have BPD (Borderline Personnality Disorder).
Because of that, i moved to my grandma by force by the DPJ (Directeur de la Protection de la Jeunesse or CPD in english) which have my pessimistic 30 years old uncle

And i dont feel any love from my grandma and my uncle

I need love

by Obama's toes December 10, 2021