Ninja Turtles

In prison slang, it means: Guards dressed in full riot gear. Also known as “hats and bats.”

''When a riot starts the ninja turtles come.''

by Neacher May 18, 2013

Mystical Ninja Weed

A hardy new indica/sativa cultivar found primarily in the Greenbrier area of Arkansas. Hardy buds, with saffron-colored threads, are covered in a fine, crystalline powder. Users have reported bizarre philosophical or mystical trains of thought, delusions of grandeur and a strong desire to "hook me up with some of that shit, man."

Man, fuck y'all! Get yo' own weed! You can't have none of this Mystical Ninja Weed.

by Seven Thousand Porcupines November 6, 2007

Ninja style

Ninja Style - In and out without her knowing!
Usually happens when the 'taker' has passed out drunk.

John slipped one in Ninja style.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

ninja

To insidiously and calculatedly disseminate massive quantities of misinformation in order to completely obscure and divert attention from the real meaning of something nefarious.

Hack.

The real ninjas ninja'd the popular websites and online dictionaries with bogus information about ninjas. By doing this, they diverted attention from the cryptic underground hacking book about ninjas entitled "Real Ultimate Power."

by ham-man July 5, 2008

rainbow ninja snail

a word used to describe extremely hyper teenagers, who tend to be on there own form of acid trips. These people are usually very random, and like to slide on the slippery floors.

"what the heck are those girls doing, theyre like tripping out and acting like alien termites"
"oh, theyre just a bunch of rainbow ninja snails"

by jamie becky angela March 12, 2008

keyboard ninja

Someone who enjoys or needs to use the keyboard instead of the mouse to accomplish tasks in a computer environment. Knows a lot of keyboard shortcuts in one or many softwares. Usually is proud of knowing so and exhibits a feeling of slight superiority over those who use the mouse for everything.

Bill: Why don't you just press Shift-Space to roll the page up in Firefox? It is sooo much faster. If you keep using the mouse for everything you will never be a keyboard ninja.

Bob: Yeah, I know... ...L053R...

by supermouse March 19, 2009

queef ninja

One who comes in the middle of the night and has sexual acts with you under the covers and you don't know about it until the next morning when you wake up and queef

Queef Ninjas are also known as a Queef assassin or a Queef Zilla, Queefinator

by Jerkin and Squirtin December 25, 2007