Michael Mitchell

some dumb ass music teacher who thinks he's the shit but he just looks like chicken little fam. if the purge was a thing he'd be first on the list. mothers he's so wet aswell. my guy uses the word "awesome". fucking wet don mate.

'I hate my music teacher'
'ayo.. do you have that Michael Mitchell guy'
'yeah fam imma spark him next time he's in ends'

by dullafell1 June 11, 2020

Michael Bowler

A sexy kid that just wants nudes , And gets all the girls because he’s hot

Omg Michael your so sexy . Girl 2 , Omg Michael ur sexy Michael bowler I love u

by Elebith Jen October 23, 2018

Michael Jordan

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

by edgepotato January 14, 2007

St. Michael

Prince of the Heavenly Host.

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle...and give Bob a good ass kickin'.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 21, 2005

Michael Jordans

Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.

Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.

by Perry April 7, 2004

Michael Madigan

A straight-up legend in every possible way. This guy's just the man.

That guy will be remembered forever. He's a fucking Michael Madigan.

by terrence73 September 24, 2011

Michael Jackson

The king of pop. The best musician out there at the moment. The best dancer in the world. The king of Music. Beautiful person and a heart of gold.

King of pop. Humanitarian. People do not understand him!

by michaelisinnocent May 13, 2005