crack milk

similar to being "oily." to be better than the rest. used the same as the word "sick."

"yo that movie was crack milk"
"yo these shoes are crack milk"

by alex aka i got more dimes then that sprint lady August 06, 2007

Milk box

A female who takes massive loads in her vag. None drips out. She keeps it cool for storage.

I’m going to smash that girl after school. I heard she’s a total milk box.

by Za3way May 07, 2021

Milk chance

An event with a 2% chance of happening, or any event which is rare or unlikely to occur.

Can be shortened to just milk, which may also be used for anything that's 2%. See also: milk charge
Note to the reader: Anything less likely but still possible is skim, and nobody evens wants to deal with that; untouchable (in a bad sense).

Andrew: My boy is dead set on having his wedding outside next month. You think it's gonna rain??
Trace: Nah man, milk chance in August.

Stacy: What are the odds we get a bite to eat sometime?
You: Milk chance!

by teachmrj June 21, 2019

milk college

A person who gives magical handjobs.

Did I tell you about my date this weekend? This chick obviously went to milk college.

by milkcollegealumn August 10, 2017

Milk Beetle

Them who have the skin color of white.

Look at that milk beetle over there, shaking her arms.

by Hairy Milk Beetle February 27, 2021

milk cartoned

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.

We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.

by trollope June 03, 2007

milk cushions

breasts

Caroline has big milk cushions

by awmm October 06, 2021