One day, a filthy homeless man wandering through Russia began defecating on a Diamond he had stolen from a wealthy woman. Later, a man named Mervis was so aroused by the shit covered diamond, he began to pierce his own ear with the sharpest edge. Following the piercing, the filthy Russian ran back, began fornicating the man’s gaping ear orifice, shat in the cavernous cum-filled ear cavity, then finished his deed by stuffing the diamond fully in Mervis’s ear, where it properly belonged. Now, this act of piercing an ear and then fucking that shit/cum covered ear hole is now known as the “Dirty Mervis”
When questioning an activity: "Did you just give me a dirty mervis? Because it feels like there's pudding by my ear drum."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."
When making a compromise: "I'll trade you my snack-pack for a dirty mervis!"
When bragging: "Phillip gave me the best dirty mervis last night; I can hardly hear anything today!"
In a sentence: "I will give you a Dirty Mervis right here, right now."
by Basic Bob November 27, 2013
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by Jelly fish 4 dayz April 14, 2015
Get the az merit mug.A person who is crabby, generally unpleasant, and constantly giving off negativity.
First coined in the 1980s British comedy "The Young Ones" by character Neil, who complained that a negative vibe merchant had boarded up his bedroom. Later used in the mid-90s by the band 311 in their song "Misdirected Hostility."
First coined in the 1980s British comedy "The Young Ones" by character Neil, who complained that a negative vibe merchant had boarded up his bedroom. Later used in the mid-90s by the band 311 in their song "Misdirected Hostility."
by Vyv December 9, 2012
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by Chris Webbs April 11, 2005
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-Buying items to sell later at a higher price.
Origin: Runescape MMORPG
-Buying items to sell later at a higher price.
Origin: Runescape MMORPG
I made 400g in an hour just from merchanting stuff.
I suck at merchanting, I usually end up losing money and spending too much time.
I suck at merchanting, I usually end up losing money and spending too much time.
by Roflcoptors August 25, 2008
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by Contagious Specialist April 20, 2009
Get the Meralis mug.a neighbourhood school with very few brains but a lot of talents ngl. the school is well known for its number of vaping cases every year.
the handphone lock away rule is by far the most overruled one ever. not to mention the threat of getting detention for everything.
every student would have taken boomerangs at the mirror near the central staircase or the one near the staffroom
the toilets are sub-par. there will never be tissue in any toilet and the mirrors were probably found in some HDB flat's rubbish chute.
the school might look like one of the best in pasir ris but the PSLE cut-off point decreases year by year.
but all in all a good school!
the handphone lock away rule is by far the most overruled one ever. not to mention the threat of getting detention for everything.
every student would have taken boomerangs at the mirror near the central staircase or the one near the staffroom
the toilets are sub-par. there will never be tissue in any toilet and the mirrors were probably found in some HDB flat's rubbish chute.
the school might look like one of the best in pasir ris but the PSLE cut-off point decreases year by year.
but all in all a good school!
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