lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

Luke

Man fucks bare girl dem

He is a pimp
Can u steal ur girl in an instant

“Yo do u know about Luke?”
“Ye he stole my girl he’s a savage.”

by Wagwan my gdem November 9, 2019

Luke

You know, everyone always says, oh Luke is very nice, cute guy and everything but we have to get to the important things, he's hilarious, he's got perfect hair, very large penis, deserves girls even if girls don't know it, ya know he's kinda the best guy in the world

P.S, Oh my god, Luke makes me wanna cum no homo

by So long Gay Bowser June 18, 2018

Luke Cold

Luke Cold is when you get a drink, put it in the fridge for about 15-30 minutes and then It's not TOO cold but definitely not warm, perfect for chugging.

Ali: wife is the water luke cold yet?
Evren: no my king.

by Evrens father June 4, 2022

Luke

Cant take a joke

Cant take a joke luke

by Jackpower February 29, 2020

luke

Luke has a really big DICK and can pull MILF’s

oi luke look it’s a MILF go chat to her

Luke- i already have pal

by Hanpton1 November 25, 2021

Luke

Luke (pronoun)
Pronoun for blonde emos who listen to metallica and are irresistibly sexy

Damn, luke sure looks submissive and breedable today!

by CaptainCrazy January 3, 2022