weak in the knees

What one says/feels after they had amazing sex and/or a splendid fap session, the feeling is so intense you can barely stand up, thus weak in the knees.

Guy "Dude, you all right? your legs are wobbling"

Dude "Yeah I'm all right, I just received the best blow job from my gf; made me weak in knees "

"Damn, I jizzed so hard last night my legs couldn't support me for the next 3 minutes."

"Damn, I banged my gf so hard last night I thought my knee caps would explode"

weak in the knees

by SirCumsALot April 13, 2013

Baby knees

A hilarious term for a fat ass' knee that has a considerable amount of fat around it.

You know what they say: "If you eat at Mickey D's, you get baby knees."

by Mr. Jizzmeister September 23, 2009

black knees

The characteristic discolouration of the patella of black women. The colour is literally black, in contrast to their skin pigmentation, which, as we all know, is actually brown.

"Why have you got de black knees, mon?"

by Aprileen Alexander October 25, 2006

kneerection

An accidental, yet massive, boner given by a brief touching of a hot girl's ass on your knee.

1. Jarrod's mom gave me a kneerection.
2. Dude, my kneerection won't go away.

by K.W. March 12, 2004

bee's knees

1. The best/really good
2. Another way of saying business. (it kinda rhymes)

1. Hey, how was that beef jerkey? It was the bee's knees.
2. Wuz crackin' Gs? And how is the bee's knees?

by MikeVonDike February 11, 2009

Hit Your Knees

1. Telling somebody to suck your dick.

2. Telling somebody to bow to you.

3. The act of proposing marriage.

You better hit your knees, bitch.

by Kris July 27, 2004

kneenis

A penis located on the kneecap.

Good thing the guy with the cleets had hit my shin otherwise he would have torn up my kneenis.

by The David November 13, 2003