July 27th

July 27th is the birthday of the popular meme the Rick roll.
So from this day forward, the 27th day of July is national RICK ROLL DAY.

“Bro have you heard what today is?”
“Uhh July 27th right?”
“Yes but, it’s also national Rick roll day!”
“Bruh why…”

by Forktard92 February 7, 2022

Julie khan

A slag who sells steroids to the elderly and also cleans the dishes. Makes a banging scrambled egg. Also a slag.

Hey julie khan, you free for tonight

by Kkhan0121 May 4, 2019

July 8th

Send Logan titties for a surprise.

Hey it’s July 8th time for some tits

by Billy boob July 5, 2022

9 July

This day is the anniversary of Robyn’s Birth!

(Person 1): “Hey, did you hear?! It’s Robyn’s Birthday!!”

(Person 2): “Oh wow, It’s already the 9 July already??”

by luciferxxrobyn June 30, 2021

July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.

Im so happy that it is July Third today.

by Max fan. October 17, 2019

July 21

July 21 is the day a girl asks her bestfriend out even if you're not part of LGBTQ+

And if you don't karma would hunt you

Emma-lets go out today is July 21
Paige-ok

by Yeulynlira20 July 2, 2021

Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021