July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.

Im so happy that it is July Third today.

by Max fan. October 17, 2019

july 10th

july 10th is national bad bitch day 😘💅🏽 .

her : OMG DO YOU SEE HER??
him : who the bad bitch born on july 10th??
her : uh yea i guess ..

by baddie_j0rdan December 13, 2020

July 16

July 16 is known as National Swerve Day! This is the day that Erin Trude got swerved!!

Wow today is July 16 that’s “National Swerve Day”!

by emmawhitpsu2024 April 30, 2021

July 8th

Send Logan titties for a surprise.

Hey it’s July 8th time for some tits

by Billy boob July 5, 2022

July 3rd

If you were born on July 3rd, You're a little furry who hails America and is very GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: Hey it's July 3rd, My birthday!!
Other Guy: Oh that explains so much bruh
Guy: What
Other Guy: Yeah :3

by MatrixIsBad November 8, 2022

july 2

the day me the baddest bitch was born its also the day your life will be the most amazing everything u want will come to u the boy u like or girl will ask u out love u bitch

bitch1-gesus what?
bitch2-what
bitch1-its july 2

bitch2-omg leave me alone
bitch1-not even a happy birthday
bitch2-wtf told u i was happy about the day u were born
bitch1-BITCH

by thatbitchwholuvsaybitch May 7, 2022

July 15

This is the birthday of the most amazing people. They are best friends because of how compassionate and funny they are. They’re probably the type of person you can talk to about deep stuff but also be a crackhead with. They accept you no matter what and will stick by your side. They’re also probably down to kill for you if you asked. Be sure you’re ready to do the same for them because whoever is born on this day deserves the world.

Oh, your birthday is July 15? Can we please be friends? Let’s go out sometime and get some donuts or something!!

by imari1308 April 14, 2022