July 15

Go to your bestfriend and slap their butt

Me:Hey *Slaps butt*
Her:YO wtf
Me:It's July 15 bestfriend

by NatsRatHole October 7, 2021

july 10th

july 10th is national bad bitch day 😘💅🏽 .

her : OMG DO YOU SEE HER??
him : who the bad bitch born on july 10th??
her : uh yea i guess ..

by baddie_j0rdan December 13, 2020

July 16

July 16 is known as National Swerve Day! This is the day that Erin Trude got swerved!!

Wow today is July 16 that’s “National Swerve Day”!

by emmawhitpsu2024 April 30, 2021

Julie khan

A slag who sells steroids to the elderly and also cleans the dishes. Makes a banging scrambled egg. Also a slag.

Hey julie khan, you free for tonight

by Kkhan0121 May 4, 2019

9 July

This day is the anniversary of Robyn’s Birth!

(Person 1): “Hey, did you hear?! It’s Robyn’s Birthday!!”

(Person 2): “Oh wow, It’s already the 9 July already??”

by luciferxxrobyn June 30, 2021

July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.

Im so happy that it is July Third today.

by Max fan. October 17, 2019

july 2

the day me the baddest bitch was born its also the day your life will be the most amazing everything u want will come to u the boy u like or girl will ask u out love u bitch

bitch1-gesus what?
bitch2-what
bitch1-its july 2

bitch2-omg leave me alone
bitch1-not even a happy birthday
bitch2-wtf told u i was happy about the day u were born
bitch1-BITCH

by thatbitchwholuvsaybitch May 7, 2022