A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.
by moses malone2 February 16, 2010
1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia
2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness
2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness
Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her
Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs
Mike: oh wow
Or:
Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job
Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?
Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs
Mike: oh wow
Or:
Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job
Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?
by ddrop213 October 28, 2011
A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.
by Confused Designer April 05, 2017
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by Killafox06 September 29, 2011
When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.
Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017
Last night, a girl and I went behind the frat castle and she game me a jungle job!
I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.
Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.
I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.
Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.
by Eric the jungle job pioneer November 23, 2009