job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.
Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks
by Confused Designer April 05, 2017
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pillow job

Smothering your sex partner with a pillow while humping that same pillow
I gave that trick a nasty pillow job last night. And didn't call her back
by thuglige4 June 10, 2015
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Sack job

Someone who knowing allows there cousin to play with there ball sack
Last week at the family reunion I got the best sack job ever
by Killafox06 September 29, 2011
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Granny Job

1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia

2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness
Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her

Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs

Mike: oh wow

Or:

Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job

Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?
by ddrop213 October 28, 2011
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Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume
The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.
by MTskier October 09, 2010
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Tap Job

When a male stimulates a female’s clitoris to orgasm by repeatedly and vigorously tapping it with the penis head.
Sheila squirts in buckets when Roger gives her a tap job.

Although Mary is still a virgin, she will always drop her panties for a tap job.
by Eaton Holgoode December 05, 2017
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jungle job

Noun. When one receives fellatio whilst in a wooded area or jungle.
Last night, a girl and I went behind the frat castle and she game me a jungle job!

I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.

Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.
by Eric the jungle job pioneer November 23, 2009
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