job bag

A job bag is a pointless manila envelope to keep track of jobs you are doing, often they are left completely empty as the job is completed quicker than the time it takes to create one.

Sarah, can you open me a job bag, thanks

by Confused Designer April 5, 2017

ROM Job

1. A sexual encounter with a robot

2. Being molested by someone disguised as a robot

The new generation T-3000 is fully sentient, made from high-tensile alloys, is combat ready, and gives one tornado of an erotic ROM Job.

by PaulAllensCard February 2, 2015

smog job

Farting while receiving fellatio.

She went down on me and used too much teeth, so I gave her a smog job.

by Aaron Robert Raymond Jr. August 11, 2009

jungle job

Noun. When one receives fellatio whilst in a wooded area or jungle.

Last night, a girl and I went behind the frat castle and she game me a jungle job!

I have bug bites from last night's jungle job.

Tarzan is the king of jungle jobs.

by Eric the jungle job pioneer November 22, 2009

Patch Job

n. - not ideal employment usually outside of one’s preferred industry; used to fill the hole in a resume

The job market is frozen right now. There are no designer jobs out there. Guess I'll find a patch job to hold me over.

by MTskier October 11, 2010

bloat job

Bloat jobs are when you get a blow job on a boat.

We had a party on a boat and christine went down and gave me a bloat job.

by bloat hunter April 1, 2017

Granny Job

1. A sexual activity involving an elderly woman having her way with the male's genitalia

2. Another way to say that a person's work was not to expectation, and usually done out of laziness

Mike: yo Derek shes so fine i just want to do her

Derek: yeah I guess, i like older women though, im into those Granny Jobs

Mike: oh wow

Or:

Nico: hey mark, this is not what I was expecting. What you have done here looks like a Granny Job

Mark: I did my best. I could start over if you want?

by ddrop213 October 27, 2011