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Food Jewed

When you're trying to eat and someone is consistently interrupting you from eating/messing with your food.
We were at Applebees the other day and Joe food jewed me. He just wouldn't shut the fuck up.
by vulgarqt May 9, 2018
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jew christmas

You know regular Christmas right? This is 8 days of straight Christmas, but Jew flavored.
I can't wait to celebrate Jew Christmas. It's my favorite time of year!
by Holiday one March 8, 2017
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Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.
Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"
by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021
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Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.
“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”
by Sappahire February 9, 2021
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Jew Fried

When someone's brain is soo diluted with Jewish lies that they can't see past them or look to the truth. It's normally best not to talk to these people because you won't gain knowledge from them and you'll only go in circles while debating.
Don't worry about Billy over there.. His brain is just too Jew Fried.. There's nothing you can say that will get to him..
by NCR Ranger February 27, 2021
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Jew Whipped

A similar action to pistol whipping but with gold chains.
Man you just got jew whipped
by refbot3000 May 9, 2012
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mike the jew

this guy right here is sooooo jewish he goes to accounting class for 4 years AAAHHHUHHH!
Mike the jew is always counting numbers
by guy in a tree January 18, 2012
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